that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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