Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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