Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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