he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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