Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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