You work out of a Hotel?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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