Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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