My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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