Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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