You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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