she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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