hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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