Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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