You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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