so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
