This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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