remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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