Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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