so explain again why im purple
no
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
