The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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