bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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