I can feel you judging me through the phone.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
