they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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