is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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