You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Do vagina's smell?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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