I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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