dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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