i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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