I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
