Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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