So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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