im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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