I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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