Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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