So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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