wat bout pragnant strippers??
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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