Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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