my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
