smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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