Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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