Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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