Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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