goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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