went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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