So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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