is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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