i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it's like iHOP with fire
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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