So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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