I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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