I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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