Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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