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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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